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12.06.2025 10:13
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Owen Wilson Brings Clever, Funny “Stick” in Under Par - Roger Ebert
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
What ESPN’s Football Power Index is projecting for Big 12 rivals BYU and Utah in 2025 - Deseret News
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Want to lower your cholesterol? Try a daily cup of this common bean - The Independent
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Michigan International Speedway weekend schedule, TV info for NASCAR Cup, Truck, ARCA - NBC Sports
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
If you received hand-me-downs as a child, how did they make you feel?
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Why would a person always be so tired?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Then came..
Willi Castro homers twice, Royce Lewis ends skid as Twins crush Athletics - Sports Illustrated
Thumbs down again.
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...